Three prisoners are sitting together in a GULAG barracks in Siberia. They start talking to one another about why they were deported.
The first one says, “I’m here because I always arrived to work 45 minutes late, so they convicted me of sabotage.”
The second one says, “That’s strange, since I’m here because I always arrived to work 45 minutes early, so they convicted me of spying.”
The third one shakes his head and says, “Well, I’m in because I showed up to work on time every day. That’s how they they found out I was wearing a contraband watch from the West.”