Jack Abramoff Still Rolling a Lot of Dough

I’ll have a large pepperoni and pineapple with a side of sweet, sweet karma:

Ron Rosenbluth, owner of Tov Pizza in Baltimore, confirmed Wednesday morning that disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff has joined his staff.

Abramoff, who started Monday, was released from a minimum-security federal prison in Western Maryland two weeks ago. He now resides at a halfway house in Baltimore.

“He’ll be working 40 hours per week, though ultimately the halfway house determines his schedule,” said Rosenbluth. “He’ll follow me day-to-day and help with all aspects of the business.”

Rosenbluth added that Abramoff — former owner of two D.C.-area restaurants — would be involved in the pizzeria’s marketing effort. Tov produces what it calls “Baltimore’s Best Kosher Pizza.”

If I lived in Baltimore, I would totally buy pizza from Jack Abramoff. Although, if there really was any justice in this world, Abramoff would be a dish dog, not some marketing hack. Or, y’know … in jail.


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