Australia will not abide small breasts

Boing Boing is reporting that the Australia Classification Board (read: censorship board) has banned small breasts from pornography on the grounds that it promotes paedophilia. A concerned party wrote to the site claiming:

“We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size. It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late”.

Unintended … sure. This story is making the rounds across the Internet. It seems the ACB might have its, er, hands full trying to explain itself.

But seriously, good work, Australia. This sends a great message to women who weren’t endowed with comically oversized boobs. Australia has also banned depictions of female ejaculation (calling it “abhorrent”) and M-rated video games.

Alternate titles for this blog post include: “Australia forms itty bitty titty committee” and “Australia: ‘Tits or GTFO’.”


1 Response to “Australia will not abide small breasts”

  1. 1 Vincent
    January 30, 2010 at 5:31 am

    (.)(.) <— child porn.

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